Will you “FART” as I spread your squishy asscheeks and put my nose in your shitter and tongue on your clitter? I will huff your fart like paint fumes while you stroke my meat hammer and ballsack. After you’ve came hard my face will look like a glazed doughnut as you get in the face down and ass up position. I will then pound you Ballz Doggiestyle. Then Ill spread your cheeks so I can shoot my baby gravy onto your rusty sheriff’s badge. Then I’ll push the tip into your shit pipe. Deal?

Will you lay flat on your stomach so I can spread your asscheeks wide open as I pound my purple headed yogurt slinger deep into your meaty squid curtains? Then I want to pull out and blow my baby batter all over your chocolate starfish making your anus look like a mini volcano 🌋 with cum lava and floating Dingleberries? Also would like to purchase a pair of your soiled panties, with skid marks? Please ship them in a ziplock baggie to keep in the aroma of your fart locker.

How are you dealing with this quarantine?

DO NOT RIDICULE YOUR PRESIDENT ! LET ME GUESS YOU DON’T LIKE HIM BUT YOU AND YOUR PARENTS WILL ACCEPT YOUR STIMULUS CHECK? YOU PROBABLY DON’T BELIEVE IN GOD EITHER? AMERICAN FLAG? THE MILLIONS WHO DIED IN WAR TO PROTECT YOUR FREEDOM SO YOU CAN DO AS YOU WISH INCLUDING SMOKING POT & SHOWING OFF YOUR FAT ASS ON TUMBLR? WELL YOU’RE MORE THEM WELCOME TO MOVE TO ANOTHER COUNTRY WHERE YOU CAN STAND IN LINE FOR 12 HOURS FOR A LOAF OF BREAD AND SOME DRY MILK AND MUDDY WATER TO MIX IT IN! “TRUMP 2020”